Tohle sem našel... možná se radši neptejte kde :D
(kdo to nedává, tak teď koukám že gTranslate... well, to taky moc nedává, ale výsledek je pochopitelný - EDIT: a má sám o sobě nějakou přidanou hodnotu, takže doporučuji vyzkoušet i těm co s angličtinou nemají problém - např. obrat "rozdá plamenometům kolonisty" mě fakt složil :D /EDIT)
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Hey... I just realized something. Elon Musk is building heavy lifter rockets that can take lots of heavy equipment to mars. He sent a tesla, an electric vehicle, to mars. Electric vehicles do not need oxygen to run, and his development of tesla is not for people on Earth, but to be the primary above ground transport on Mars. He is deceiving us.
Now, secretly developing a mars car is not illegal or a bad thing. However, that is only the begining. He developed the Boring company in order to build hyper loop systems. Hyper loop systems are great systems in low pressure environments... like the moon or... atmosphere of mars. Open air hyper loops are very fast. He is secretly developing a train system for his martian colony....
Now, you are probably wondering how he would build a mars colony. Well, what do you get when you have a small, lightweight tunneling vehicle that can fit on a heavy lifter rocket? Martian tunnel colonies. Elon Musk is secretly developing technologies for underground martian colonies with hyperloops that connect them all. Hyperloops are run via magnets, and we know what magnets do. How will those magnets be powered? Lithium Ion battery banks.
Now, this would not be too bad. Luxury cruise liners built on mars wouldn't be too bad. But here's the kicker. The Boring company has developed inexpensive and economical flamethrowers. Do you know what this means?
That's right. There are aliens living underground on mars. When Elon goes there to build his colonies, he will give out the flame throwers to the colonists to fight the insectoid alien hordes that will no doubt be infesting the tunnels. He is prepared to fight to victory. That, and his brother is developing highly efficient indoor farming techniques that could be used to farm renewable bio fuel and food for the flamethrowers and colonists. They will be able to fight the aliens indefinitely. It won't be long until the underground war is brought to the surface, where the colonists will ride in their teslas and run down the remaining alien scourge in those new, and very functional space suits.
Elon Musk intends to have victory. And when he does have victory, you will see a military force on Mars armed with boring flamethrowers in boring tunnels on boring hyperloops... hyperloops that can be built up the side of a martian mountain to magnetically launch fleets of starships into space. SPACE!!!! Starships run with big rockets, big lithium Ion batteries, and SPACE FLAME THROWERS!!!
Do you know what this means? The Illuminati can have the Earth. The Martian Imperial Battle Fleet shall rule the stars, and Elon Musk will be its king.